TISM
232 songs with lyrics
All songs 232
- !UOY Sevol Natas
- (He’ll Never Be An) Ol’ Man River
- (I Think I’ve Got) Mick Jagger Worked Out
- (I’m Gonna Sit Right Down And) Whittle Away My Furniture
- (There’s Gonna Be) Sex Tonite
- 14 Minutes to Springvale
- 14 Years - Then Death
- 19 Minutes to Springvale
- 25 Minutes to Springvale
- 2Pot Screama – A Rock Opera In One Act
- 4 Minutes to Springvale
- 40 Years – Then Death
- 45 Minutes to Springvale
- 59 Minutes to Springvale
- 64 Minutes to Springvale
- 78 Minutes to Springvale
- A Face Full Of Divertamenti
- A Hard-Earned Thirst Needs a Big Cold Beer, But I Drink to Get Pissed
- A Tale of Two Faeces
- Ain’t No Christian, But I Believe in Jesus
- All Homeboys Are Dickheads
- All Ordinaries Index
- Anarchy Means Crossing When It Says ‘Don’t Walk’
- And The Ass Said To The Angel: Wanna Play Kick To Kick?
- As Seen On Reality
- Aussiemandias
- Australia – The World’s Suburb
- Babies Bite Back
- Been Caught Wankin’
- BFW
- Bishop = Handjob
- BLEVE
- Bone Idol
- Boot Party
- Cabal of Bozos (Dedicated to Australia’s Laziest Class, the Australian Business Class)
- CAME UP FROM THE STREETS
- Cerebral Knievel
- Channel Turd
- Choose Bad Smack
- Clint Eastwood / Tradies Get The Ladies (Live at Spicks and Specks)
- Cnut, the Dyslexic King
- Come Back DJ, Your Record Is Scratched
- Consumption Tax
- Creed of Steve Bannon
- Crime Against The Spirit Oo Poo Pee Doo
- Cunts v Cunts (Long Version)
- Cunts v Cunts (Short Version)
- Cunts v Cunts (Strafgesetzbuch Law Version)
- Dazed And Confucious
- Death Death Death
- Death to Art
- Defecate On My Face
- Defecate On My Face (Country Version)
- Defecate On My Face (Demo)
- Defecate On My Face (MGF Remix)
- Denial Works For Me
- Describe The Worst Headjob I’ve Ever Had? Fantastic!
- Diffident Strokes
- DJ Trevor
- Doug Parkinson Sings Christie Allen
- Dr Norman Swan
- Dumb ‘n’ Base
- Eckermann Is Very Silly
- Everybody Needs Somebody to Hate
- Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me
- Existentialtism
- Ezra Pound – Axe King
- Fatboy Slim Dusty
- Father and Son
- Fielding at Long-On (Part 1)
- Fielding at Long-On (Part 2)
- Fielding at Long-On (Part 3)
- Five Yards
- For Those About To Rock
- Fourteen Years In Rowville
- Garbage
- Gas! Gas! – An Ecstasy of Fumbling
- Get Thee In My Behind, Satan
- Get Thee to a Nunnery
- Gimme Gimme Nervous Breakdown
- Give Up For Australia
- Great Expectorations
- Greg! The Stop Sign!!
- Honk If You Love Fred Durst
- How Do I Love Thee?
- I Abhor This Senseless Waste of Violence (Extract)
- I Can’t Wait for My Generation to Die
- I Don’t Give A Fuck
- I Don’t Want TISM I Want A Girlfriend
- I Drive a Truck
- I Go To Werribee
- I Lost My Man To The Lord
- I Might Be a Cunt, But I’m Not a Fucking Cunt
- I Rooted A Girl Who Rooted A Guy Who Rooted A Girl Who Rooted A Guy Who Rooted A Girl Who Rooted Shane Crawford
- I Shit Me
- If You’re Creative, Get Stuffed
- If You’re Not Famous at Fourteen, You’re Finished
- If You’re Ugly, Forget It
- It’s Novel. It’s Unique. It’s Shithouse.
- I’d Be Happier If I Was More Depressed
- I’ll ’Ave Ya
- I’m Interested In Apathy
- I’m Into Led Zep
- I’ve Gone Hillsong
- Jack Elliot’s Turf Whinge
- Jesus Pots The White Ball
- Johnny To B. Or Not To B. Goode
- Johnny to B. or Not to B. Goode (full version)
- Julius Seizure (Act III, Scene II, Verse 73-118)
- Jung Talent Time
- Kate Fischer Of Men
- Ken Bruce Has Gone Mad
- Kill Americans
- Kill Yourself Now and Avoid the Rush
- Leo’s Toltoy
- Let’s Club It To Death
- Let’s Form A Company
- Let’s Hang Around The Shopping Centre
- Life Kills
- Lillee Caught Dilley Bowled Milli Vanilli
- Lose Your Delusion I
- Lose Your Delusion II
- Loser, Losing, Lost
- Lyric For Jack
- Martin Scorsese Is Really Quite A Jovial Fellow
- Mein Bandkampf
- Message From A Big Day Out Port-A-Loo
- Michael Jackson’s Conveyor Belt
- Michael Jackson’s Conveyor Belt (demo, March 1991)
- Mistah Eliot – He Wanker
- Moby-Dick Head
- Morrison Hostel
- Mourningtown Ride
- Mr. Ches Baragwanath, State Auditor-General
- My Brilliant Huntington’s Chorea
- My Generation
- My Gerontation
- My Man’s Band’s T-Shirt
- Neck It
- Neighbours – Everybody Loves Good Neighbours
- Never Mind The Bollocks, Here’s The House Of Representatives
- Never Mind the Bollocks, Here’s the House of Representatives (demo, May 1992)
- Old Skool TISM
- Opposite Day
- Out, Freak
- Phillip Glass’s Arse
- Play Mistral For Me
- Professor Derrida Deconstructs
- Pus
- Pus Of The Dead
- Pus Of The Dead (Demo)
- Rebel Without A Paunch
- Recorded By JJJ, 24-1-’93, Melbourne Showgrounds
- Root
- Saturday Night Palsy
- Schoolies Week
- Schopenhauer’s SUV
- Selling Drugs, Corner King St and Flinders Lane
- Shut Up – The Footy’s On The Radio
- Sid Viscous
- Somebody Start A Fight Or Something
- Somewhere In This School...
- Sorted For D ‘N’ M
- State Schools Are Great Schools
- Subliminal Satanic Message
- Suspected Illegal Entry Vessel 915 (The Ballad of Jen and Steve)
- Take Your Love
- Take Your Love (original version)
- Ten Points for a Razor Scooter
- The Apology Of The Thai Drug Runner
- The Art/Income Dialectic (Demo)
- The Back Upon Which Jezza Jumped
- The Back Upon Which Jezza Jumped (Demo)
- The Ballad Of John Bonham’s Coke Roadie
- The Ballad of Paul Keating
- The Ballad Of The Semitic Nazi
- The Ballad of the Semitic Nazi (full version)
- The Birth Of Uncool
- The Fosters Car Park Boogie
- The History of Western Civilisation
- The Horse, Not The Horse Shit
- The Last Australian Guitar Hero
- The Last Soviet Star
- The Man From Popular Culture Came Round
- The Men’s Room
- The Mordialloc Rd. Duplicator
- The Mystery Of The Artist Explained
- The Parable of Glenn McGrath’s Haircut
- The Penis Is Mightier Than The Sword
- The Phillip Ruddock Blues
- The Power of Beauty
- The Reserection
- The Song Of The Quarter-Time Siren (Car Battery)
- The Ted Commandments
- The TISM Boat Hire Offer
- The TISM Finance Plan Offer
- The TISM Nightsoil Cart And Horse Blues
- The Young Vandal Extemporizes
- The “C” Word
- There’s More Men in Children than Wisdom Knows
- They Shoot Heroin, Don’t They?
- Thou Shalt Not Britney Spear
- Thunderbirds Are Coming Out
- Thunderbirds Are Coming Out (5! 4! 3! 2! 1! Mix)
- TISM Are Shit
- TISM Jingle
- TISM’s Last Will and Testicle
- To Whom It May Concern
- Tonight Harry’s Practice Visits The Home Of Charlie “Bird” Parker
- Tradies Get The Ladies
- Tu E La Tua Razza Fa’un Culo
- Unknown, Unacknowledged, Unforgettable, Underpants
- Untz
- VFA
- Volare
- We Are The Champignons
- We’re Going to Springvale
- What Nationality Is Les Murray?
- Whatareya?
- While My Catarrh Gently Weeps
- Whinge Rock
- Would the Last Person to Leave Please Turn Out the Enlightenment?
- Wuthering Tights
- X-Treme Sports Can Kiss My Arse
- Ya Gotta Love That
- Yassa Arathin-a-Go-Go
- Yet Another Hinch Diatribe
- Yob
- You’re a Long Way From Home (Part 1)
- You’re a Long Way From Home (Part 2)
- You’re a Long Way From Home (Part 3)
- ’70s Football