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[Verse 1]
The beer's all been bought with my brother's ID
My folks are away, they've left only me
The whole suburb knows, no need to call up
It's my place tonight (Teenage piss-up!)
Most of the girls will chuck before eight
Two Bundy and Cokes is all it will take
There's sex in the backyard, someone will claim
But who's screwing who?
Some bloke will get angry his girlfriend's been nicked
(and) Take a swing at the guy who looked at his chick
The girls will start screaming, "You two, break it up"
It's on at my place (Teenage piss-up!)

[Chorus]
It's my place tonight
(Binge, binge, binge, binge, binge, binge, drink, drink)
It's my place tonight
(Binge, binge, binge, binge, binge, binge, drink, drink)
It's my place
It's all mine, pass the bong!
It's my place tonight
(Binge, binge, binge, binge, binge, binge, drink, drink)
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[Verse 2]
The party will break up when I call the cops
Or my parents come home and everything stops
There'll be CDs destroyed, mainly my dad's
There'll be binge drinking, just like on the ads

[Bridge]
Years later, we'll look back and think of the time
When we thought having fun meant all getting blind
And when we're away, our teenage children play up
It's my place tonight for a teenage piss-up

[Chorus]
It's my place tonight
(Drink beer quickly to be a real hero)
It's my place tonight
(It don't taste nice, that's why they make Sub Zero)
It's my place
It's all mine, pass the bong!
It's my place tonight
(Don't have to go to a psychologist
The reason for my drinking is I wanna get pissed)

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