[Verse: Jon Jumper]
She's so adorable, but she can still play rough
She's a scene girl, the kind of bitch I love
Hello Kitty miniskirt; she doesn't give a fuck
She's got extensions, and her hair's teased up
She's got a lot of fans, and she's got a lot of haters
But fuck it; either way, they're still all making her famous
She likes me 'cause I'm popular and also really cute
You can say she's not adorable, but it just won't be true!

[Outro: Scarlet Skyie]
Oh my god, Jessica, I totally got fucked up and almost missed the BOTDF concert last night
And, holy shit, Jon Jayy was messaging me on Facebook, and he asked if I was, like, “into him”
So I was like, “Rawr, bitch”