Unicorns Killed My Girlfriend
Straight Savage
[Verse 1: Nitrah Neon]
[?] bitch, got su'm to say?
You’re either on my side, or you're in my fucking way
And my life so loud; bitch, fucked your man, 'cause I’m straight savage
I live like this, but in every way, you're fucking average
Bitch, you ain't even on my list
You wait outside my club all night just to call my lift
You're hairy and you stink; get your ass off of that stage
You just fuck the ugly guys, but they're the ones who close their eyes
Bitches all get stitches and your boyfriend's blowin' kisses
Thinkin' I’m gonna be his misses but he lookin’ kind of dickless
Yeah, my girl can't hold her liquor; ain’t nobody tryna lick her
Now she cryin' in the corner, and nobody tryna to dick her
We all stay faded, gettin' fuckin' lit
If you wanna roll with me, then you gotta be legit
[Verse 2: Jon Jumper]
Yeah, you like to call me a faggot (OK)
’Cause your career is going south (OK)
Well, you'd be suckin' dick right now if my name wasn't in your mouth (Mouth)
It's hard to keep your head up when you're headed to the gallows (Yeah)
And you're in over your head, just like a midget in the shallow
Wasn't what they were expecting, like a mom birthing an alien (Yeah)
They swear to god I'll fail, but they forgot I'm an atheist (Yeah)
I need to get this off my chest, so: Fuck Shady Josh
Your whole career is done; you need to shut the fuck up
I tried to show you the light, but you were too blind to see
That the only chance you ever had was UKMG
I know you won't get played again, just like a washed up diva
Have fun popping your pills, while you're delivering pizza (Let's get it)