[Bob]
What a do you'll tight seasonish
It's your girl Hood Pussy once again
But now I got my cousin LaQuifa (what!?)
We commin' to stomp on your gifts
Drink your milk, eat your cookies
And whoop your kids bad asses

Hey everybody, nice to meet ya
New bitch on campus
Eating young MC's like my name was Krampus (Heeey)
I'm the return on a new year
Trust me baby boy you do not wanna be here
They're rushin' out to get me like Black Friday
And your man wanted two black Aphrodite, uh

Many other roofs, slay
Lame bitches outta my way
The presents, the gifts, the joy, the wheel
Fuck all the noise, I don't have no chill

Deck a ho if she gets mouthy
Fa la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la
When the po po comes (that's right) bitch I'm outtie
Fa la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la
Don me now, my new stilettos
Fa la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la, yes bitch!
Dodging all these hatin' assholes
Fa la-la-la-la, your boyfriend like it!

Santa comes down my chimney then im sit in the back
I kick the jolly motherfucker in his Christmas sack
Yelling ho ho ho
Give him a couple of blows
Now I call him Rudolph
He got a bloody red nose
He want cookies and milk
I want satin and silk
He got elfs and misses
I got five bad bitches
He spreadin' joy and good will
I'm making hundred dolla' bills
So yule tide motherfucker
Gimme that platinum heels

Deck a ho if she gets mouthy
Fa la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la
When the po po comes (that's right) bitch I'm outtie
Fa la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la
Don me now, my new stilettos
Fa la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la, yes bitch!
Dodging all these hatin' assholes
Fa la-la-la-la, your boyfriend like it!

Everytime around Christmas bitches wanna get slick
But then you gotta find that attitude and check you quick
Keep my name out your mouth unless it's to my benefit
'Cause when bitches talk shit, bitches get hit
I want snow, I want ice, I want everything that's nice
I gave you my wishlist
Please dont make me ask you twice
Do you want my advice?
Well, let me be precise
Give me what the fuck I want or you will have to pay the price

You better not cry, you better not pout
'Cause if you do you gettin' knocked the fuck out
Hood Pussy is coming to town
Shit!

[Bob Speaking]
LaQuifa is Hood Pussy, I'm waiting for you
We standing outside
Where you at?
Damn! Why you're always late?
Anyway, love you boo!

[Shangela]
Oh, did somebody call for a ho ho ho?
It's LaQuifa
Wh-wh-what!?
You're 'bout that holiday
True pimps, they focus on the holipay (pay-pay-pay)
Y'all looking for halls to deck?
I'll be sitting by the fireplace counting checks, bet
I don't [?] these claws
Sitting at the North Pole, frozen rose, ha!
Clock my new shoes
Fur platforms that drop on your roof
You be nice I'm naughty, daughty
Keep the eggnog make my hot hottie
You want a new gift? Put a bow on this body
Sign for this package and we're gettin' to the party, lottie
Ooh, come on Hood Pussy, let's find us a North Pole to slide down
Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ow!

[Bob]
De-de-deck the halls, twerk and split
Call me menorah because this bitch is lit
[?]

Deck a ho if she gets mouthy
Fa la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la
When the po po comes bitch I'm outtie
Fa la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la
Don me now, my new stilettos
Fa la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la, yes bitch!
Dodging all these hatin' assholes
Fa la-la-la-la, your boyfriend like it!
And whoop your kids bad asses