Hark! The Herald angels sing: "Glory to the newborn King!"
Peace on earth and mercy mild, God and sinners reconciled
Joyful, all ye nations rise, join the triumph of the skies
With angelic host proclaim: "Christ is born in Bethlehem!"
Hark! The herald angels sing: "Glory to the newborn King!"

Hark! The herald angels sing: "Glory to the newborn King!"
Thanks to science he can smile, wife and husband reconciled
No more let-downs, no more strife. All because the pill of life
"Hail viagra" she will cry. Hallelujah, what a night!
Hark! The herald angels sing: "Glory to the newborn King!"

Hark! The herald angels sing: "Glory to all newborn kings!"
Peace on earth and mercy mild, God and sinners reconciled
Joyful all ye nations rise; all because the pill of life
"Hail viagra", holy night! Everybody's satisfied
Hark! The herald angels sing: "Glory to all newborn kings!"

Hark! The herald angels sing: "Glory to all newborn kings!"