He joins the gang as we leave the pub, we're off downtown to a niteclub
And whereas usually we’d get in, we don't tonight 'cos we’re with him

We're miles from home waiting for the last bus, but when it comes it don't stop for us
We can't afford a cab and it's quite clear, this wouldn't happen if he weren't here

He's a jinx, jinx, everything goes wrong
He’s a jinx, jinx, when he string along

It’s Saturday night and there's parties on, but we can’t get in any 'cos he's come along
So we end up walking 'round all night, if it weren’t for him we'd been alright

If you want a partner for pool or darts, and you play with him you've lost before it starts
If we go to a match and he comes in, you can guarantee our team won't win