[Chorus]
Today is the day after the last day on Earth
It's such a glad day
After a very bad day
After today, who can say?
Today is the birth of a new Earth

[Verse 1]
The birds all returned to their original form
Dinosaurs lumber down Market Street
The junky is reborn
It was a bad day
Tweeting was muted all season
Now it's a glad day for the very same reason
It was a bad day, Mr. Musk was in a bad way
Stewing in his bullion like a phony chef
So he left The Bay
Now orchids mock him, spread so wide
With a lurid flavor his foul name could not hide

[Chorus]
Today is the day after the last day on Earth
It's such a glad day
After a very bad day
After today, who can say?
Today is the birth of a new Earth
[Verse 2]
Rain, rain down a heavenly lube
Drown your phone, kill your television
You can't put the toothpaste back in the tube
Sleep in fields Elysian
Sleep, sleep, for time has ended
Thank God time has ended
Catholic saints have too done their part
Now the universe beats as one heart
It was a bad day, music was forked like a soul infernal
Today we play and ring the tones eternal

[Chorus]
Today is the day after the last day on Earth
It's such a glad day
After a very, very, very bad day
After today, who can say?
Today is the birth of a new Earth
Today is the day after the last day on Earth
It's such a glad day
After a very, very, very bad day
After today, who can say?
Today is the birth of a new Earth
Today is the day after the last day on Earth
It's such a glad day
After a very, very, very bad day
After today, who can say?
Today is the birth of a new Earth