[Verse 1]
Whoever decided progress was made from mistakes
Certainly didn't predict this mess we're in
'cause all of our mistakes keep piling up
And no one wants to clean their own house
At least we're better off than our neighbors

[Verse 2]
My dog Toby is asleep in the kitchen
His anti-anxiety meds are kicking in
But that won't stop him from barking and startling at everyone and everything he loves
My boy Toby, we're the same

[Refrain]
At least we'rе better off than our neighbors
At lеast we're better off than our neighbors
At least we're better off than our neighbors
At least we're better off

[Outro]
Try not to forget