[Verse 1: Kai Bowman]
Woke up in the morning and decided I needed some toast
Told my family "Get out the way! I need the toaster the most!"
Popped the bread inside the toaster
Knowing I'm about to roast her
Clicked the button on the side
Then took a little peek inside
See the toast its burning there
Then I got a little scare
Everybody crowded round
I held my head straight to the ground
What have I just done? I asked
The toaster test - I haven't passed
Thought to myself 'I'd be damned'
The toaster's jammed

[Chorus: Kai Bowman]
The toasters jammed
What do I do?
What do I do?
What do I do?
The toasters jammed
What do I do?
What do I do?
What do I do?
The toasters jammed
What do I do?
What do I do?
What do I do?
The toasters jammed
What do I do?
What do I do?

[Verse 2: Kai Bowman]
I threw the toaster at the wall
Then I made a real quick call
Hello 911
Yo I need some help son
Okay, what's your emergency
This is a real urgency
I need my friend to be revived
I believe that he just died
I'm telling you right here right now, I seen this all with my own eyes
Is there something that you can organize?
Yeah there is
What's his name?
Yeah it's KitchenAid
Hello?
You still there?

[Chorus: Kai Bowman]
The toasters jammed
What do I do?
What do I do?
What do I do?
The toasters jammed
What do I do?
What do I do?
What do I do?
The toasters jammed
What do I do?
What do I do?
What do I do?
The toasters jammed
What do I do?
What do I do?

[Bridge: Kai Bowman]
This goes out to all the toasters out there
That thought they would never, never amount to nothing
But here I am
Celebrating my toaster
Thank you toasters
We love you

[Chorus: Kai Bowman]
The toasters jammed
What do I do?
What do I do?
What do I do?
The toasters jammed
What do I do?
What do I do?
What do I do?
The toasters jammed
What do I do?
What do I do?
What do I do?
The toasters jammed
What do I do?
What do I do?
The toasters jammed
What do I do?
What do I do?
What do I do?
The toasters jammed
What do I do?
What do I do?
What do I do?
The toasters jammed
What do I do?
What do I do?
What do I do?
The toasters jammed
What do I do?
What do I do?