[Chorus: Kai Bowman]
BOOM
Riding on my broom
Nah I'm in my room
DOOM
Causing lots of gloom
You should not assume
VROOM
Coming out my tomb
Now I gotta zoom
BOOM
BOOM

[Verse 1: Kai Bowman]
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Power my chi
Do not mess with me
Met this girl called Brie
She was gutsy
BOOM
She called me beastly
So I called her snotty
BOOM
I bought a turkey
Thinking it would be
BOOM
Dinner for thee
But it was crappy
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So I took a pee
On the turkey

[Chorus: Kai Bowman]
BOOM
Riding on my broom
Nah I'm in my room
DOOM
Causing lots of gloom
You should not assume
VROOM
Coming out my tomb
Now I gotta zoom
BOOM
BOOM

[Verse 2: Kai Bowman]
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Last night I said yo
To a little crow
We were in the snow
Cause the car was very slow
I cut off my toe
Cause my shoe was low
Damn I'm a pro
At this rapping though
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Yeah I know I know
That I'll never grow
But I'm gonna glow
And grow an afro

[Chorus: Kai Bowman]
BOOM
Riding on my broom
Nah I'm in my room
DOOM
Causing lots of gloom
You should not assume
VROOM
Coming out my tomb
Now I gotta zoom
BOOM
BOOM

[Verse 3: Kai Bowman]
BOOM
Sipping from a straw
Eating chicken raw
Quite a fatal flaw
Yeah I like to draw
Diss and I'll snap your jaw
Man I think naw
I'm gonna break the law
Eat some coleslaw
I got a deadly claw
I'm gonna gnaw
On a jigsaw
Lol

[Chorus: Kai Bowman]
BOOM
Riding on my broom
Nah I'm in my room
DOOM
Causing lots of gloom
You should not assume
VROOM
Coming out my tomb
Now I gotta zoom
BOOM
BOOM