[Verse 1: Kai Bowman]
Everybody knows I'm the best MC
Everybody else they are just poopy
I want everybody to die in a fire
Then get ran over by some tires
Then they go to the shop
Then they go to the counter and get shot
I don't like the mall
They are all dead
Now I'm gonna drink the blood from their head
Oh let's sing some more
I'm just gonna eat a wild boar
I forgot the rest of the lyrics
So I'm just gonna take this lolly and lick it

[Chorus: Kai Bowman]
Oh!
Slurp slurp
I'm going to burp
I think I'm gonna not know how to rhyme
Oh yeah slurp slurp
Slurpity slurp
Slurp slurp slurp slurp slurp slurp slurp slurp slurp

[Outro: Kai Bowman]
Oh that's a tasty lolly
I might get some more
Yeah