[Intro: Samples]
(Well take a look at what happened
Seriously
Seriously
That's right!
Seriously
So look
Seriously)

[Verse 1: Kai Bowman & Samples]
Postman Pat, he is fat
Kill him with a sexual bat
Move like a cat
I'm not like that
Eat my food from Nat Spice
For a good price
Never getting any lice
Cause I'm nice
And I'm connected with mice
(Seriously)
Bicycle
Yeah oh ha oh yeah yeah yeah
*gunshot*
Gunshots
I'm a cool boy
I'm cool
Like pools
(Seriously)

[Outro: Samples]
(I didn't have to pay a thousand pounds to a single one of them)