[Verse 1: Kai Bowman]
I've got a gold chain and a silver car
Sitting in the cold rain and it chills my heart
Swallowing these other rappers bar for bar
When I look at you I go "har da har!"
Someone told me that rapping was really hard
I punched them in the face and told them "I'm a lizard!"
When I was a kid I was in a blizzard
Separated from my parents then I met a wizard
He took me to his shop
Revealed he was a cop
I didn't like that so I told him to stop
I grabbed the nearest mop and I 'kop lop top'
That means, I killed him

[Chorus: Kai Bowman]
I killed him
I killed him
I killed him
I killed him

[Verse 2: Kai Bowman]
When I returned home
I met a bloody knome
His name was Kome
And he was alone
He had big bones
Living in Green Hill Zone
He was on his own
He would have never known
But then his pal Rome
Told him that I 'kop lop top'
That means, I killed them all

[Chorus: Kai Bowman]
I killed him
I killed him
I killed him
I killed him

[Verse 3: Kai Bowman]
He stole my bloody bread
Because he wasn't fed
His stupid name was Fred
And soon he would be dead
I think he is a fed
Just like the magician
So guess what I done
I 'kop lop top'
Which means I killed him

[Chorus: Kai Bowman]
I killed him
I killed him
I killed him
I killed him
I killed him
I killed him
I killed him
I killed him