[Chorus: Kai Bowman]
I think there's a monster under my bed
In an hour I will probably be dead
He's very smelly and has four eyes on his head
I think I'm gonna name him Ted

[Verse 1: Kai Bowman]
Now this all started about 4 months ago
I was in my room chilling with my big bro
Under the bed I heard something lurking so
I stuck my foot under and felt something grab my toe
At night I heard him snoring below
So I got and went under the bed real slow
Now I'm not one that gets real scared at night yo
But I'll admit I peed my pants when I saw his nose

[Verse 2: Kai Bowman & 4za as "Ted"]
It was hairy scary scaly and was brown
Actually he looked quite a bit like a clown
Not scary at all in fact he looked a little fact
In fact he looked like a little bunny
Urgh
Oh god
Oh hey man, I'm the monster under your bed, I'm meant to scare ya, but I'm not really into that cause I'm a good man and uh yeah, you wanna play catch?
Uh, I guess?
Good, I'm actually really good at catch so let's play!
Uh okay, can I call you Ted?
Sure man, I love the movie Ted

[Verse 3: Kai Bowman, 4za as "Ted", & "Dad"]
Son what the hell is this?
This monster's gonna meet my fists
Dad no he is my friend
Well right now he's gonna meet his end
Hey man my name is Ted and I'm a good guy
Please sir I'd really like not to die
That's not my problem cause you are fat
Please no Dad you already killed the cat
I don't care cause the cat was fat
Say goodbye to your little fatty
*gunshot*
Dad, you killed me...