[Verse 1: Kai Bowman]
It's the apocalypse
I live in an abyss
I'm quite sick of this
So I'm eating Swiss cheese
Cause it's the bees knees
I'm eating it with peas
With my good friend Lee
I had to say please
Cause I have a disease
But I possess the keys
And have the expertise
To understand that the
Zombies are Japanese
And the world is run by bees
And everyone has fleas
So we all have to squeeze the
Last drop of Headrin
I predict that we'll be dead in 10 seconds
So I'm hiding in the shed and
Thinking up these rhymes in my head and
Oh god
They're here
Arghhhhhh