Stood Atop the Fourth Wall
Mocking for y'all
Comics appalling
Feet strong
Still standing tall
Not gonna fall
Gonna follow his calling
Some say, he is a man
Just a comic book fan
But nobody's certain
A champion
Magic gun in his hand
Fighting since it began
Until after the Curtain

Our magnificent comic defender is here
With a name that makes publishers tremble in fear
Linkara! Atop The Fourth Wall
He knows what to do when the world is in flux
Also, he's read your book and he thinks that it sucks
Linkara! Atop the Fourth Wall

From a parallel world
Stepped Doctor Linksano
They say it's not science
But hey, what do they know?
He's not really a threat
For a genius, he hasn't accomplished much yet
...Unlike some unwelcome gifts
That also have managed to slip through the rifts
But Lord Vyce, is a thing of the past
And it seems Mechakara's been finally trashed...
...Right?
When evil, growing like cancer
Got Boffo the Clown, and the Ninja-Style Dancer
Linkara, stepped up to the plate
Grabbed onto the fate
Of the world and defeated the hate
Inside 90's kid
Doing again what he always did the best...
... For that's what he does
All the while burning bad comics because...
Our magnificent comic defender is here
With a name that makes publishers tremble in fear
Linkara! Atop The Fourth Wall
He knows what to do when the world is in flux
Also, he's read your book and he thinks that it sucks
Linkara! Atop the Fourth Wall

When Destrucity strikes
He stands in the way
With Harvey Finevoice, Pollo, and Nimue
As both allies and enemies come and go
A changed status quo never disrupts the show
With shallowness blatant on every page
Expect in return Adamantium Rage
All issues addressed
But his job is not done
There's no day of rest
Aboard Comicron-1

Our magnificent comic defender is here
With a name that makes publishers tremble in fear
Linkara! Atop The Fourth Wall
He knows what to do when the world is in flux
Also, he's read your book and he thinks that it sucks
Linkara! Atop the Fourth Wall
Linkara! Atop the Fourth Wall!