There's something rotten in the city
Captial of grimdark Denmark's gotten really gritty
There's a man in a metal exoskeleton
Terrorizing people, turning officers to gelatin
But there's one MC who struggles
Taking up rhymes against a sea of troubles
Straight forward or deep and subtle
Wild‚ whirling words have you seeing double
His name is Janks and he's competent and confident
He's got a mic and a doctorate in rocking it
He's very talkative‚ provocative‚ evocative of all the
Philosophical thoughts he's jotted in his pocket of
Notepads, to use against crooks and ghost dads
Been on his primrose path and post grads
With Rosencrantz and Guildenstern, and skills he's learned
Has him keeping close tabs on those lads
Folks think his flows mad‚ thinking makes it so
And it takes its toll on his aching soul
But to take control of the kingdom back
He's gonna keep them thinking that, spitting rap
Like he's flipped his cap so they'll underestimate him
While he's investigating the murder of the head of state in
Copenhagen so there's no mistaking the motivation
And the misdeed by which the throne of the nation's been overtaken

Dr. Janks, Hip Hop Crime Fighter:
Dope on the mic vigilante rhyme writer
Is here to save the day. If you came to play
Foul in Copenhagen you've made a grave mistake
Dr. Janks‚ Hip Hop Crime Fighter:
Dope on the mic vigilante rhyme writer
Is here to save the day. If you came to play
Foul in Copenhagen you've made a grave mistake
The play is the thing
That sayeth who slayeth the king
Not by arrow, a blade nor a sling but the poison
That seeps into his head and destroys him
Janks gathers his boys and puts on scathing show
To beats by Horatio
With a diss track to Claudius that makes you go
"Ohhhh! That's a crazy flow!"
And when things get worse, he's waxing metaphoric
To his sidekick, the beatboxing head of Yorick
And the more it rims his gorge, he inches towards
The madness he thinks he's forged
But no matter what, he'll seize all of the bad guys
And be back for the next installment of the franchise
That's all for now on the subject of Dr. Janks
Thanks

Dr. Janks, Hip Hop Crime Fighter:
Dope on the mic vigilante rhyme writer
Is here to save the day. If you came to play
Foul in Copenhagen you've made a grave mistake
Dr. Janks, Hip Hop Crime Fighter:
Dope on the mic vigilante rhyme writer
Is here to save the day. If you came to play
Foul in Copenhagen you've made a grave mistake