I want a girl who will mine for her diamonds
I want a girl who can sort a chest
I want a girl with shears that cut
And swords that burn through zombie flesh

I want a girl who knows world generation
Who crafts, furrows, and times her attack
She’s modding her community
She’s flying through the air
She’s smelting out impurities
And feeding her cat

I want a girl with a lectern and a full cauldron

I want a girl who logs in early
I want a girl who plays til late
I want a girl with unobstructed creativity
Who uses a tripwire, to ruin your day

With shulker boxes organized and lustrous
And a tone that will torch you like desert grass
Who crafts, furrows, and times her attack
She’s smelting out impurities
And feeding her cat

I want a girl with a lectern and a full, full cauldron
I want a girl whose shield is emblazoned
I want a girl with good enchantments
On some server we will meet incidentally
We’ll start to talk as we shoot skeletons

She wants a spawn with biome convenience
She wants a spawn that’s in good repair
She’s changing her aim from wither to dragon
She’s trading her archery for a trident that’s self-repairin’

I want a girl with a lectern and a full cauldron