[Verse 1]
Are you the tornado in my sails?
Are you Jesus without the nails?
Are you the bury met without the rails?
Are you Paris without snails?

[Pre-Chorus]
Of course you're not you're not you're not
But you're all I've got
And that's fine & dandy

[Chorus]
When you lick when you lick my candy girl
(And I don't mean that rude)
When you lick my candy
Candy candy candy candy candy girl
(And I don't mean that rude)
Candy girl candy girl
(And I don't mean that rude)

[Verse 2]
Are you Disneyland without whales?
Are you a farmer without bales?
Are you the red lion without ales?
Are you the lakes without the dales?
[Pre-Chorus 2]
Naturally you're not you're not you're not
But you're all I've got
And that's fine & dandy

[Chorus]
When you lick when you lick my candy girl
(And I don't mean that rude)
When you lick my candy
Candy candy candy candy candy girl
(And I don't mean that rude)
Candy girl candy girl
(And I don't mean that rude)

[Verse 3]
Are you Ra without Dion?
Are you the words in the sky without neon?
Are you indigenous or did you disappear?
Are you the lime in my bottleneck of beer?

[Pre-Chorus]
Of course you're not you're not
But you're all I've got
And that's fine & dandy

[Chorus]
When you lick when you lick my candy girl
(And I don't mean that rude)
When you lick my candy
Candy candy candy candy candy girl
(And I don't mean that rude)
Candy girl candy girl
(And I don't mean that rude)
[Outro]
Candy candy candy girl
Candy candy candy girl
Candy candy candy girl
Candy candy candy candy girl
Candy candy candy girl