[Verse 1]
I will have a cup of tea
I will wash the cup
I will place it on the dish-rack
I will wait for it to dry
I will have another cup of tea
I'll drink it up, I'll wash the cup
I'll place it on the drainboard
I wonder if it's dry?

[Chorus]
Give me a home
Where the buffalo roam
And the apples go rolling the other way

[Clarinet Solo]

[Chorus]
Give me a home
Where the buffalo roam
And the apples go rolling the other way

[Trombone Solo]

[Verse 2]
Oh, there are ten neighbours
Walking up my driveway all dressed in black
Carrying carnations, waving recipes
Oh, and I tell each of them
If I could only have everything they have (Everything, everything)
Then I know that I'd finally, oh, be happy
[Chorus]
Give me a home
Where the buffalo roam
And the apples go rolling the other way

[Post-Chorus]
Did someone call the police?
Did someone call the police?
Did someone call the police?
Did someone call the police?
Did someone call the police?
Did someone call the police?
Did someone call the police?
Did someone call the police?
Did someone call the police?
Did someone call the police?
Did someone call the police?
Did someone call the police?

[Cello Solo]

[Outro]
And Adam would never have had
If he hadn't have had Eve
And Adam would never have had
If he hadn't have had Eve
And Adam would never have had
If he hadn't have had Eve
And Adam would never have had
If he hadn't have had Eve
And Adam would never have had
If he hadn't have had Eve
And Adam would never have had
If he hadn't have had Eve
And Adam would never have had
If he hadn't have had Eve
Haven't have had Eve
Haven't have had Eve
Haven't have had Eve
We're gonna end our show now and I want to thank you all for coming. And, uh, I appreciate you following along on our different adventures. It means a lot and I can't do it without you—I've tried.  

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