[Intro]
And as Magic and I walked into the next village, we came upon my worst enemy. Hi! But I wasn't prepared. And my sword arm was weak. And where we'd normally insult each other with the greatest of pleasure, I could see the disappointment on his face when this was all I could bleat: "Is—Is this your horse?"

[Verse 1]
We could have been great friends
Great friends
Great friends
Great friends

[Verse 2]
We could have been great friends
Great friends
Great friends
We could have been on each other's talk shows!

[Verse 3]
Great friends
Great friends
Great friends
Great friends
Great friends
Great friends
As above why not so below?

[Outro]
Ah, that was a great day!
Yeah, except you killed me
The general is lonely
Instead of
Instead of like
Instead of
Instead of like this—
Instead, instead, instead, instead