[Chorus: Fresh Zaza]
Calling up a bitch, yeah I'm calling her on zoom (Bruh)
When I pull up on your bitch it sounds like vroom vroom (Ay)
Balls are a bomb, cause they go boom (What, ow)
Must have schizophrenia, I'm the realest in the room
Calling up a bitch, yeah I'm calling her on zoom (Bruh)
When I pull up on your bitch it sounds like vroom vroom (Ay)
Balls are a bomb, cause they go boom (What, bruh)
Must have schizophrenia, I'm the realest in the room (Ay, ay!)

[Verse 1: Fresh Zaza]
Why are socks so pricey, bitch I'm tryna feed myself bro
All the bitches calling me, kinda broke my cell phone
My cumsock turning red, yeah it kinda look like Elmo
I'm kinda out of lines so I'ma just say cell phone
Making all this bread, I could add peanut butter
Got her taking n***s, the camera gonna shutter
When I get home from school, I dial up your mother
I shit out my ass and watch an ad to do another
Pull up in a school bus, yeah that's basically a 'rari
My dick is fully plastic so I named it Cardi
I shitted and farted at once, so now I'm sharting
And every September 11th, I throw a party

[Chorus: Fresh Zaza]
Calling a bitch, yeah I'm calling her on zoom (Ay, yeah, bruh)
When I pull up on your bitch it sounds like vroom vroom (What, ay, ay)
Balls are a bomb, cause they go boom (What, ow)
Must have schizophrenia, I'm the realest in the room (Yeah, ay, ay, ay)
[Verse 2: Lil Sewer Rat]
Grandpa on my dick and he be throwing it back
All these bitches call me gay cause I be chasing the sack
Super soaker on my hip I better not catch you lackin
And yo granny heard my shit it gave her a heart attack
Ay, snorting up Benadryl
Pussy bald like Doctor Phil
Stick my dick in an ant hill
Air it out like a windmill
Got my drip from the goodwill
My shit heat no fire drill
Bars be overflowing think my shit be going overkill
Let me go beat on my meat bitch
Bitch like a Slim Jim she lick on my meat stick
Crusty ass toes but I still ask for feet pics
Don't got a bright future ahead I can’t see shit, damn
Paying my 5 year old hooker in candy
Beat on my dick got ya boy feeling dandy
Bars going hard bitch come give me a grammy
Hitting it raw I don't got condoms handy