Have you ever had a ride in a light blue car?
Have you ever stopped to think who's slave and who's the master?
Have you ever had trouble with your automobile?
Have you ever had to push, push, push, push?
Car trouble, oh yeah

You might have seen them very busy at the weekend (oh, oh)
Licking and polishing the beep-beeps into shape
And then it's proudly up the M1, M2, M3
And keep your feet off the upholstery, Ronnie
Car trouble, oh yeah

Car, car, car trouble
Car, car, car trouble
Car, car, car trouble
Car, car, car trouble

And remember this:
You don't need anything after an ice cream

I used to sit at home silently and wonder
Why all the preference is polishing the chrome
While all the mothers and the sisters and their babies
Sit and rot at home
Car trouble, oh yeah
And remember this:
You don't need anything after an ice cream

Car, car, car trouble
Car, car, car trouble
Car, car, car trouble
Car, car, car trouble
Car, car, car trouble
Car, car, car trouble
Car, car, car trouble
Car, car, car trouble
Car, car, car trouble
Car, car, car trouble