Well, tie me up and hit me with a stick
Beat me, beat me
Yeah, use a truncheon or a household brick
Beat me, beat me

There's so much happiness behind these tears
Beat me, beat me
I pray you'll beat me for ten thousand years
Beat me, beat me

I'm black and blue
Baby, I love you
Be your dog
For just one more flog
You don't hear me plead
Make me bleed
Beat me, beat me

Well, use a truncheon or a cricket bat
Beat me, beat me
A good beating's really where it's at
Beat me, beat me

I'm black and blue
Baby, I love you
Be your dog
For just one more flog
You don't hear me plead
Make me bleed
Beat me, beat me