We'll do the tango
We'll try the foxtrot
I'll eat a mango
You'll drink a straight scotch
You know I told you
You could be classy
So why did you have
To be so nasty?

Remember the curls
Of the Deutscher girls
Lover of mine
From down on the Rhine

I'll fill your bath with
The finest champagne
I'll lick your skin dry
I cherish your name
The stakes get higher
As you dress sparsely
So why did you have
To be so nasty?

Remember the curls
Of the Deutscher girls
Well, lover of mine
From down on the Rhine
I love your blonde hair
I kiss your pigtails
And I could not share
The scratch of your nails
And though you mock me
Your eyes so glassy
Oh, why did you have
To be so nasty?

Remember the curls
Of the Deutscher girls
Lover of mine
From down on the Rhine

I said, remember the curls
Of the Deutscher girls
Lover of mine
From down on the Rhine

I said, remember the curls
Of the Deutscher girls
Lover of mine
From down on the Rhine