[Intro: sample]
"The world is under attack at this very moment
By the most powerful forces man has ever seen!
Fate from the depths of the earth
'Operation: Lifesaver' is in effect, as of right now!"

[Verse: MF DOOM]
Wow, it caught me off guard
I went to breathe out, but then she made me cough hard
Contact the God and let him know to slip two in
Fine, how are you doing?
Can I get you a drink? This one's a shoo-in
Awkward situation that I'm on a mission to ruin
Her big butt and smile was like camo
Hit up the men's room, we need more ammo ("Reload")
Watch your 3 o'clock, a new recruit
That's her gin and Juicy Juice, use a stick of Juicy Fruit
("Fire in the hole!") She just knew she was cute
It's in her own best interest
It's less stress, hit her with the "Do you need a mint?" test
It don't matter if she's slim or dressed to impress
I won't rest, fellas don't fess
Some of 'em just need to eat the whole thing of Crest
("In effect!") It's been a long day
It's just how the song say:
"'Operation: Lifesaver' is in effect, as of right now!"
I hope she don't take this the wrong way
[Outro: samples & MF DOOM]
"Are you ready? (Yeah)
Are you with it? (Yeah!)
Okay, let's go, you know what to do
The whole world's watching and counting on you
(You need a mint test)
(No! The beat stopped!)
And all you people listening out there
Everybody, everywhere
Hang on! Hang on! Hang on!"
"The official adventures of—"
"The Magnificent— The Magnificent—"

[Produced by Madlib]