[Verse 1]
Grooming minors, whopper whopper
Penis, cum, ballsack, whopper
Tastes like shit, suck my dick!
I have children in my basement.

[Verse 2]
Lettuce, semen, some more semen
I banged your mom
You have no father
I dipped my balls in the whopper,
I think I'm gay!

[Refrain]
Be gayyyy....
Have it your way.

[Outro]
(You rule!)