[Chorus: 5TH4N]
Laggy PC
Yes, he has a laggy PC
It's gotta be the worst one I've seen
And I don't sit next to Sean

[Verse 1: CO13]
Your-Your-Your ping is inflating, like a balloon
2023, playing Splatoon
Your console is bad, it must be a spittoon
You log onto Fortnite, your PC goes "BA-BOOM!"

[Chorus: 5TH4N]
Laggy PC
Yes, he has a laggy PC
It's gotta be the worst one I've seen
And I don't sit next to Sean

[Verse 2: 5TH4N]
Potato router and cheese
No-No-Nothing but a crab on its knees
Only a half harmony
O-O-On my very laggy PC

[Bridge: CO13]
Whopper, Whopper, Whopper, Whopper
Junior, Double, Triple Whopper
Flame-grilled taste with perfect toppers
Hip-hip, hooray!
Whopper, Whopper, Whopper, Whopper
Junior, Double, Triplе Whopper
Flame-grilled tastе with perfect toppers
Hip-hip, hooray!
Whopper, Whopper, Whopper, Whopper
Junior, Double, Triple Whopper
Flame-grilled taste with perfect toppers
Hip-hip, hooray!
[Chorus: 5TH4N]
Laggy PC
Yes, he has a laggy PC
It's gotta be the worst one I've seen
And I don't sit next to Sean
Laggy PC
Yes, he has a laggy PC
It's gotta be the worst one I've seen
And I don't sit next to Sean