[Verse 1]
Well, how do you keep a moron in wighat suspense?
I'll tell you that later, but first I'll tell you this

[Refrain]
Ah, hoo (Hoo)
Ah, ah, ah, ah (Hoo)

[Verse 2]
Well, now Willy tore his hair out and Sally grew a beard
Vince went a little ape shit and cut off his ear
Ruby went to town completely upside down
Sally spilled some powder and had a tantrum in her gown

[Refrain]
She went (Hoo)
Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah (Hoo)

[Verse 3]
Yeah, mama had twin babies on one sweet summer day
She dropped one on the head, I'm the one that got away
Protected by my wighat and my Frederick's snakeskin pants
I rode my horse to Hollywood and did a wondrous dance

[Refrain]
(Hoo)
Ah, ah (Hoo)