Theseus
You're just a hitman
The son of an earthquake maker
A bare-chested businessman
You are the hound that takes a piss
Upon the ground where he stands and says
"I claim this land
And I claim this tiny sea"

You're just a hitman

You killed the clubber with his club
You kicked your brother off the cliff
You said "I'll never wash the feet of another"
You wrestled and beat the kIng
You amputated the amputator
You stuck the pig
And I heard you're coming for me now

You're just a hitman

And Ariadne
With your famous ball of string
You fell in love
When he rose out of the sea
With your father's famous ring
Well, isn't that something
But what did I ever do to you
And what did I ever do to him
And what have I ever done
To anyone

So come on in
You can see what I've done with the place
You can walk on the bones of the innocent
And the weak
Theseus

I wish there was more light
I wish there was less blood
I wish you could see the look of relief on my face
Theseus

And some will say you used your blade
And some will say you used your speed
Either way you're going to win
Theseus

You're just a hitman
You're just a hitman
You're just a hitman

But I forgive you