Holiday Inn

Drinkin' at a Holi-

Drinkin' at a Holi-

Drinkin' at a Holiday Inn



For once you can get drunk

And someone else will have to clean your mess up

You're making out with a girl you just met

And then you stop to text your girlfriend



"I love you

And I can't wait to see you after the weekend."



And I'm drinkin' at a Holi-

Drinkin' at a Holi-

Drinkin' at a Holiday Inn



The anarchists need Sbarro

Five bucks a can

No one throws out the gutter punk

Even though he smells like shit



No one here loves you

But they all might think that you're cool

If you drink PBR out of your shoe



And I'm drinkin' at a Holi-

Drinkin' at a Holi-

Drinkin' at a Holiday Inn



Drinkin' at a Holi-

Drinkin' at a Holi-

Drinkin' at a Holiday Inn



Everything happens for a reason

Sometimes that reason is

You're stupid and you make terrible decisions



You're stupid and you make terrible decisions

You're stupid and you make terrible



And I'm drinkin' at a Holi-

Drinkin' at a Holi-

Drinkin' at a Holiday Inn



Drinkin' at a Holi-

Drinkin' at a Holi-

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