[Verse 1]
So you're in love with a straight girl, I see
The problem all the time is, people keep asking me, what do I do to change her mind?
Absolutely nothing, cause it's probably a waste of time
After time, I see it again
You got a crush, you're in love with your straight best friend
So, what can I do to change her ways?
Because a straight girl will come, but a straight girl will never stay

[Chorus 1]
Why, oh why, do you think it's okay
To pursue when you knew she wasn't gay
Why, oh why, are you coming to me
When there's five words, to learn
Let the straight girls be

[Verse 2]
Let's rewind to the time when you first came out
When a guy would imply that he had a doubt
It's all a cycle and you're part of it too
Every group is guilty and now the blame is placed on you
You should move on, it's not happening here
If she tells you that she's straight, that doesn't mean that she's queer
What can I do, to get it through your brain?
Just don't fall in love with the only one you can't obtain

[Chorus 2]
Why, oh why, do you think it's okay
To pursue when you knew she wasn't gay
Find the right girl for you
When you're done, the right one will, love girls too

[Outro]
(Don't do it, stop, what are you doing?)
(Don't do it, stop, what are you doing?)
Find the right girl for you
When you're done, the right one, will love girls too