[HORSE]
What are you looking at? Nothing is happening here
Ignore my leaking eyes, these are frustration tears!
Give me some breathing room, I'm not here on display
I am a strong, strong girl, and I am here to say:

Well I’m not cryin', I'm not sobbin’, I'm not blubberin', no!
I'm not weeping, I am keeping it all under control
I swear - it's not as bad as it appears
Guys, I swear these are frustration tears!

I'm not bawlin', caterwaulin', not boo-hooin’, not cryin’
Not lamenting, I'm just venting, I’m not sad, I am fine!
I'm just feeling regrets and secret fears
That are, you know, totally unrelated
To my frustration tears!

Didn't lose it, I can prove it
Do you wanna inspect my eyes?
I'm a soldier, and you know
A worthy soldier never cries…

[HORSE, spoken]
Oh gosh. Here it comes...

[HORSE]
I’m not crying, I'm not sobbing, I'm not blubbering, no
I'm not weeping, I'm just keeping it under control
This is my deepest, darkest fear
For you to see me cry
Frustration... tears!
[HORSE, spoken]
(crying sounds)
My face is so ugly right now...