Yancy:
Break out?
Of this place?
(chuckles)
Why would anyone want to break out?

The outside world recoils in fear
Thinkin' if they slip up they'll get locked up in here
You're killin' yourself just to make ends meet
While I'm workin' on my tan and kickin' up my feet

You can't beat livin' in prison, there's always something to do
And you know who's payin'? Everyone but you
Every day I'll wake up to a nice, hot shower
Don't pay the water bill, so I'm scrubbin' for hours

Bambam:
Shoot some hoops, and lift weights in the yard
Maybe blow off some steam, shiv a rookie guard...

Sparkles McGhee:
And there's nothin' more exquisite
Than when I get my 14-minute conjugal visit...


Yancy:
Come on and meet the gang!

There's Jimmy the Pickle and Shithole Hank
He makes the best hooch wine in his toilet tank
There's Bambam and Tiny and Sparkles McGhee

All:
And every single one of us scumbags agree!

Yancy:
I don't wanna be free (I don't wanna be free)
Leave me in luxury (Leave me in luxury)
Why try a prison break
When hard time is totally great?

I got a trash pedigree (I got a trash pedigree)
But in here I'm bourgeoisie (Hey, ma, look at me!)
I never think about the world beyond the night recalling I killed my mom, NO!
I don't wanna be FREE!
Not the life for me, NO!

I don't wanna be free
Of these amenities
If I tried to live this good out there
I'd have to be a thousandaire!
This is where I wanna grow old
So I'm just prayin'
I don't make parole

'Cause I don't wanna be free!