[Verse 1]
I chew imaginary gum
I own a replica gun
When we play away from home
We send in the drones
I study military maps
It helps me relax
What an ending
With 'em sending in the droh-oh-oh-oh-ohns…
… oh-oh-oh-oh-ohns…

[Chorus 1]
Ruffians are on parade, whoa, whoa…
Ruffians are on parade, whoa, whoa…oh-oh…
And at the last stand of the day
We lost more than we saved
At weekly meetings, we go on parade

[Verse 2]
I write on the walls
Of urinals and stalls
When we play away from home
We send in the drones
I got the head of a stag
And a confederate flag
What an ending
With 'em sending in the droh-oh-oh-oh-ohns…
[Chorus 1]
Ruffians are on parade, whoa, whoa…
The ruffians are on parade, whoa, whoa, oh-oh…
And in the dark of the arcade
We spend more than we made
At weekly meetings, we go on parade…

[Verse 3]
We're never backing down
We'll never be alone again
We are never backing down
Even a million miles away from home

[Chorus 1]
Ruffians are on parade, whoa, whoa…
The ruffians are on parade, whoa, whoa, oh-oh…
And at the last stand of the day
We lost more than we saved
At weekly meetings, we go on parade…

[Chorus 2]
Ruffians are on parade, whoa, whoa…
The ruffians are on parade, whoa, whoa, oh-oh…
And at the last stand of the day
We lost more than we saved
And in the dark of the arcade
We spend more than we made
[Outro]
At weekly meetings, early evenings
After eating, we go on parade