Blastar Boi

Elon Musk is jealous

He don't have no Vicroys

He prolly tried it

Got all excited

Then he landed

Picked up a bandage

Then he ran in, to a girl

With a hand canon

One shot he's out

Musk couldn't stand it

Just because there's something cooler than your stupid car man

That plugs into a grid that emits way more carbon

What's the point of space travel?

It's never ending like your tweets, you been babbling

You're divorced 3 times

Whatchu talkin bout

They come and take your money

Then they walking out

Epic Games blowing gas like a Nascar

Your last game was Blastar

When you were in school dude

You were such a cool dude

BLASTAR, BLASTAR

Trashing all my boys while we droppin in the air

Crying on 60 minutes, "I JUST HAD A BAD YEAR"

Sorry not all of us have a billion bucks

Tesla's are expensive so we have to ride a bus

If you didn't have it you would probly play with us

With the gamertag: FAZE BUTTS

You got brain damage

Get another marraige, and another marraige



"I'm 100 years old, I'm gonna take my rogaine, and viagra"