[Verse 1]
We're just a bunch of fucking perverts
Are you nervous?
Do you think, would it hurt you, if I snuck a little kiss?
We're just a filthy god damn dog pile
Nothing wrong with how my love can manifest itself inside regret

[Pre-Chorus]
We're in love
We're in love and it sucks
We're in love, we're in love
We're in love
We're in love and it sucks
We're in love, we're in love

[Chorus]
What do you want me to say?
It was fun
You know me I'll try anything once
If being happy is gay, I'm queer as fuck
And I mean it, mean it

[Verse 2]
Something's wrong
I can feel the way she breathes a little deeper
Dirty mouth, but she tries to keep her fingers to herself
Strangers just looking for some strange
Love is so mundane
The taste of your camel cigarette is cherry free

[Pre-Chorus]
We're in love
We're in love and it sucks
We're in love, we're in love
We're in love
We're in love and it sucks
We're in love, we're in love

[Chorus]
What do you want me to say?
It was fun
You know me I'll try anything once
If being happy is gay, I'm queer as fuck
And I mean it, mean it

[Bridge]
Are you alone, Mr. Boogie Man? Is that your name?
She's screaming
I'm not too old to check under my bed
I caught you peeking, sneaky

[Breakdown]
We're not gay, but we want to be
We're not gay, but we want to be
We're not gay, but we want to be
Gay? I'm not gay, I'm in love

[Pre-Chorus]
We're in love
We're in love and it sucks

[Chorus]
You know me I'll try anything once
If being happy is gay, I'm queer as fuck
And I mean it, mean it
And I mean it, mean
And I mean it

[Outro]
We're in love
We're in love and it sucks
We're in love, we're in love
We're in love
We're in love and it sucks
We're in love and it sucks