[Intro]
In the time of molevolestation, extererotic, teresturbulation
Between galaxies wrought with contentions
By the power that be’s abstainexistance

[Verse 1]
Quinnioche "Ray-gun", the master of the lazerotic scum
Teresticular advantage, no Scoob he can't outgun
Until he met Finelatia Tooth's prophylactary defense, he tried to draw on her his ray-gun and blasted on his leg

[Chorus]
Let's do battle, enemate
Let's do battle in the rain
Let's do battle, can you take me in front of these creatures? They're willing to pay

[Refrain]
There's just some problems a ray-gun can't fix
There's just some problems a ray-gun can't fix
There's just some problems a ray-gun can't fix
There's just some problems, there's just some problems

[Verse 2]
Finelatia Tooth, a prostosapian by trade, was unimpressed, when she saw Quinnioche's sploogered leg
"Clean your gnarb," she said "this duel isn't over yet
The only way to beat this harlotreck is choke me with your love."

[Chorus]
Let's do battle, enemate
Let's do battle in the rain
Let's do battle, can you take me in front of these creatures? They're willing to pay

[Post-Chorus]
Brain meets vagasm
Ten paces Quinnioche suffers from premature ray-gun ejactospasms

[Bridge]
If there's a Grod, 'Latia Tooth finally showed me
The unadvarse knows no end to my glory
Galaximized I just dare them to stop us
They'll be ejizzmulated by our bukaucus

[Refrain]
There's just some problems a ray-gun can't fix
There's just some problems a ray-gun can't fix
There's just some problems a ray-gun can't fix
There's just some problems...

[Chorus]
Let's do battle, enemate
Let's do battle in the rain
Let's do battle, can you take me in front of these creatures? They're willing to pay

[Post-Chorus]
Brain meets vagasm
Ten paces Quinnioche suffers from premature ray-gun ejactospasms

[Outro]
There's just some problems a ray-gun can't fix
There's just some problems, there's just some problems