[Verse 1]
Dear god, thou never asketh how I’m doing first
This child thinks that maybe that’s not what I deserve
Now I’ve been meeting up with Lucifer at forks in the road
He says he’ll teach me guitar if I just give him my soul
He says he’ll teach me guitar if I just give him my soul
He says he’ll teach me guitar if I just give...

[Chorus]
Fake your faith and kill your dreams
You slave, you save yourself for Jesus
Make shift maker, thank me later
Make sure I get what I paid for
Fake your faith and kill your dreams, you slave
You save yourself for Jesus

[Verse 2]
Now I’ve been faithful all these years, you know I’m never sinning
I even let you use my gun at the abortion clinics
I know you says that It’s the meek that shall inherit the earth
But every time I turn my cheek you slam my dick in the dirt

[Chorus]
Fake your faith and kill your dreams
You slave, you save yourself for Jesus
Make shift maker, thank me later
Make sure I get what I paid for
Fake your faith and kill your dreams
You slave, you save yourself for Jesus

[Bridge]
Maybe things would be different if Jesus was a daughter
She’d be making love to Judas just to get back at her father
With a wet t-shirt baptism and a sexy thorn tiara
Make my sacrament a Jack and Coke
In Jesus’ name I party, Amen
Maybe things would be different if Jesus was a daughter
She’d be making love to Judas just to get back at her father
With a wet t-shirt baptism and a sexy thorn tiara
Make my sacrament a Jack and Coke
In Jesus’ name I party, Amen

[Chorus]
Fake your faith and kill your dreams
You slave, you save yourself for Jesus
Make shift maker, thank me later
Make sure I get what I paid for
Fake your faith and kill your dreams
You slave, you save yourself for Jesus