[Verse 1]
Well here it is, something soft, something sensitive
Kind of catchy, catch my drift?
You caught me breaking the fourth wall
Writing on the wall, ain't it edgy?
Play it in reverse you might hear me say fuck subliminally

Oh I can’t forget that we’ve been falling in love
Oh I can’t forget that without you I am nothing but a sad-sack sadist
Baby play this when your heart hurts
Hunny, forget money all I want is your blood

“Ziggy can you hear me? Will there be racism on Mars?”

[Chorus]
In all seriousness I’d set joking aside
In the chorus if this song meant the world to you
I don’t care what I say or what the music plays
Our little cult of two, my friend, just you and I…

[Verse 2]
Well now you’re soft, smooth, moist
I know you hate that word
But it kind of turns you on like a Fight Club reference
“Your love is my property.”
Cruel life. Cruel world. Cruella de Vil
This part is for you and you alone
Now make it brutal!

Real original, my voice, and you hate it
But just wait till you find out that this next part’s copied and pasted
I am nothing but a sad-sack sadist
Baby play this when your heart hurts
Hunny forget money all I want is your blood

[Chorus]
In all seriousness I’d set joking aside
In the chorus if this song meant the world to you
I don’t care what I say or what the music plays
Our little cult of two, my friend, just you and I…
In all seriousness I’d set joking aside
In the chorus if this song meant the world to you
I don’t care what I say or what the music plays
Our little cult of two, my friend, just you and I…

[Bridge]
Simon says, “Sell your shit. Leave your family.”
Simon says, “Be what you want cos that’s what Simon says.”
Simon says, “You want this.”
Simon says, “Tell your friends.”
“Drink the Kool Aid.”
You’re out. I didn’t say Simon says

[Verse 3]
Now you’re out, dead, wasted, threw it all away
All because you took what I said too seriously
Now you hate me, no one even noticed you were missing
All because you chose to hear and didn’t choose to listen
All because you chose to hear and didn’t choose to listen

[Chorus]
In all seriousness I’d set joking aside
In the chorus if this song meant the world to you
I don’t care what I say or what the music plays
Our little cult of two, my friend, just you and I…
In all seriousness I’d set joking aside
In the chorus if this song meant the world to you
I don’t care what I say or what the music plays
Our little cult of two, my friend, just you and I…

[Outro]
If you don’t like this song, then fuck you
Don’t slip and gag on the dicks on your way to hell