[Verse 1]
Crow bars, bricks, hammers for the ladies
Dead kitties go 2 for 1 today
Fine dining tastes a lot like shit
When you eat out of a dumpster. After all, it’s Thanksgiving
Foundation on your eye lids
Costume parties cause "your room is such a mess."
I'm vengeance, I'm nighttime
Na na na na na na na na Batman

[Pre-Chorus 1]
I'll write a song for you
And how you make me feel
I'll sing it every time I kiss you
You will hear the words

[Chorus]
This is why guns kill, this is why guns kill
Ain't it people? Now we're equal?
This is why guns kill, this is why guns kill
Ain't it people? Pop culture hero

[Verse 2]
Bitch face, tits, arms at the ready
Bloody gums have you flossed your teeth today?
Morse code on her bed post reads
"I first got lucky on my daddy daughter date."
Nice ink kid where'd you get it?
"Needles brought to you by Freddy Mercury!"
I wrote my name down, but I forget… oh fuck

[Pre-Chorus 2]
You'll love me soon enough
I'll write so many hits
And every one will have this chorus
Sing it with me kids

[Chorus]
This is why guns kill, this is why guns kill
Ain't it people? Now we're equal?
This is why guns kill, this is why guns kill
Ain't it people? Pop culture hero

[Verse 3]
My fridge has created a martyr
Tragic overdose on gummy vitamins
Read the mirror to the right if you live half speed
Or you might lose your legs much faster than you think
What's the plan, Stan? Hari-kari!
I'd spill my guts but I lack integrity
Milky still birth. Starchy prolapse. Rumpled foreskin
Beg your pardon? Sir by all accounts, systems are down

[Bridge]
I'm sorry for your loss
I'll keep you in my prayers
140 characters
Flag, eggplant, poop, dog, winky face

[Chorus]
This is why guns kill, this is why guns kill
Ain't it people? pop culture hero
This is why guns kill, this is why guns kill
Ain't it people? now we're equal
This is why guns kill, this is why guns kill
Ain't it people? pop culture hero

[Outro]
This is why guns kill people
This is why guns kill people
This is why guns kill people
This is why guns kill people