[Intro: Bonehead, Liam Gallagher, Owen Morris]
I'm at the fuckin' bar, far, far, far
Right, I'm on it
Right, record those, let me sing it
Let me sing it
You bastards
Back me up, come on
I thought you were in here to back me up, count me in
D'you wanna fuckin' carry on like with him like, you know?
You know I need a little break to get away—
Count me in
Bastard
Here y'are, count me in, I've havin' an 'eart attack
Count me in
In, 1, 2, 3
I'm not, I'm not, I'm not backing him up, you know what he's like
You know I need—

[Verse 1: Noel Gallagher & Bonehead, Noel Gallagher, Bonehead, Liam Gallagher]
You know I need a little break to get away for a holiday
So I can see the sun
'Cause in the sun they say it's fun
If you get some
Well I could take a train or a boat or an aeroplane (You know what I mean?)
Or I could steal a car (Steal a car, mum)
'Cause in a car you can go far (I love it)
Just depends what kind of car you are (Fuckin' car you are)
[Chorus: Bonehead, Noel Gallagher & Liam Gallagher, Noel Gallagher, Bonehead, Noel Gallagher & Liam Gallagher]
La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la (La, la, la)
What kind of car you are
La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la (La, la, la)

[Verse 2: Noel Gallagher & Bonehead, Noel Gallagher, Bonehead, Liam Gallagher]
I met a funny looking girl on a crowded beach in Spain
Her name was Avaline (Ava-lin)
She said she came to Spain (Fuckin' line)
To have a good time
But she was with her mum who had a face like a nun in pain (Fuckin' faint, here y'are, mate)
She said her name was Dot (Who's singing?, you are, mate)
She didn't half talk a lot (Give it up)
I couldn't tell if she was mad or not (It was nine o'clock)

[Chorus: Bonehead, Noel Gallagher & Liam Gallagher, Noel Gallagher, Bonehead, Noel Gallagher & Liam Gallagher]
La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la
What kind of car you are (Ha)
La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la (La, la)

[Bridge: Noel Gallagher & Bonehead, Noel Gallagher, Bonehead, Liam Gallagher]
Well don't you know, I should've stayed in England
On my polluted beach with all my special friends
And don't you know, I should've stayed in England
With me big house and me big car (My big house and my big car-ar)
And all me friends, they're at the bar (And all me big friends and Liam Gallagher)
La, la, la (Bah, la-fa-la, fah)
[Verse 1: Noel Gallagher & Bonehead, Noel Gallagher, Bonehead, Liam Gallagher]
You know I need a little break to get away for a holiday (La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, hey!)
So I can see the sun (Are you a scouser man? Bonehead!)
'Cause in the sun they say it's fun (La, la, la, la, la, la)
If you get some
Well I could take a train or a boat or an aeroplane
Or I could steal a car
'Cause in a car you can go far
It just depends what kind of car you are (Fuckin' car you are)

[Chorus: Bonehead, Noel Gallagher & Liam Gallagher, Noel Gallagher, Bonehead, Noel Gallagher & Liam Gallagher]
La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la
What kind of car you are (Ha)
La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la (La)
What kind of car you are (Don't you know—)
La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la (Ah, I fucked up, pal, stayed in England)
What kind of car you are
La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la

[Outro: Bonehead, Liam Gallagher, Bonehead & Liam Gallagher]
We'll go in there drunk and we'll do it, we're rockin', right we'll do it, I'll sing with you
Bonehead's got the lot
You sexy bastard
Bonehead's got the lot
What you gonna hears
And he lost the plot
Yeah, lost the plot
And he's got the lot
Oh, we'll do it, it's gonna be fucking mega
Bonehead likes a trot, he hasn't got a lot
Right we'll do it, you can't, you can't go far
Hasn't got the lot, Bonehead can fly
It just depends what fuckin' plane, car you are, la, la, la
D'you say you can do it, alright?
That's shit, you know I need a little break to get away for a holiday
I met a funny fuckin', fuckin' girl on a crowded beach in Spain
So I can see the sun
Her name was Ava-lin
She said she came to Spain to 'ave a good time, that's right
To 'ave a good fuckin' shag she went to Spain, that's why she went, yeah
She was with her mam, she was with her mam
With her mam
He would a face like a nun in fuckin'
Pain
A nun in pain
Then but he said her name was Dot
She didn't half talk a lot
I couldn't tell if she was mad or not
La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la (La, la, la)
But don't you, don't you know
Right, we're on it, right