[Verse 1]
It's nine o'clock, I'm getting tired
I'm sick of all my records and the clothes I bought today
Am I cracking up or just getting older?

[Verse 2]
I'm staying in, I can't be bothered
Making conversation with the friends that I don't know
Am I cracking up or just getting older?

[Bridge]
And I bet that this is how life
Turns out when you're finally grown
And you know if this is my life
I sit around all day and I moan

[Verse 3]
I'm halfway up to the bottom
Of another bottle of my next best favourite friend
I'm not cracking up, I'm just getting older

[Outro]
You're not cracking up, you're just getting older
We're not cracking up, we're just getting older