Sarah Silverman
That's What I Do (skit)
I just tried to be like the others
But I pooped instead
I tried to join in with my brothers
But I pooped instead

And I wish it never happened
That's what I wish
And I also wish so many things

I wish every child had a mother
That's what I wish
I wish we could love one and other
If I had one wish

I wish all the nations belonged to one god
And I wish our religion was love

And I wish the retarded would resmarted
That's what I wish
That's what I wish