I say I say I say. Who's got the biggest nose you've ever seen?

I don't care about that. How big's his bottle?

Never mind about bottle. I've got much more important things on my mind

Well have you? Tell about them

Well I was walking down the road the other day and I saw a dog

Did you?

Yes I saw a dog. I said to him "how are you feeling?"

What did he say?

He said "Ruff Ruff Ruff"

I say I say I say I say

Whasat whasat whasat

Er, er, er erm, er, er

Spit it out man. Spit it out. Whasat?
What's got, er, no legs and 5 eyes?

No legs and 5 eyes. I don't know. What's got no legs and 5 eyes

Err, err

What's got no legs and 5 еyes?
Err err

What's got no legs and 5 еyes?

Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear

What's got no legs and 5 eyes?

I say I say I say

Yes yes?

What's got 1 wheel, 2 legs and no eyes?

What's got no legs, 1 wheel. I don't know

What's got no legs, 1 eye and 2 wheels

I say I say I say I say
Yes?

What's got 1 leg, 3 wheels and no eyes?

I don't know. What has got no eyes, 3 wheels and 1 leg

Oh never mind that. I say I say I say I say. What's got 3 bottles and 5 eyes and no legs and 2 wheels

Well I wouldn't know. What's got 5 wheels, 5 bottles, 3 legs and half a wheel?

Well I haven't a clue. I say I say I say

Yes?

What's got 3.... Oh dear