MF DOOM
Your Garden Variety Intro
"IF YOU AIN'T GET IT FROM THE BAKERY IT AIN'T RIGHT"

[Verse: Var]
Y'all n***as played out, better get some new lines
Trying to step? We spit dirty, so get your shoe shined
No croutons
All about the salad though
Smoking on a salad bowl
No blunts it don't matter though
Got high hopes take your bowls and we shatter those
Then we take your blunts, because I prefer the latter though
Climbing up the ladder
Trying to get higher than Saturn
Lame n***as pitch game but I'm the designated batter
Or hitter
You're the runt of the litter I feel bad for ya
You get her but you don't ever hit like she Sabathia
I take a bath in her
She smell like lavender
Hit it seven times till she weak like a calendar
She Dodge you, I'm your Challenger
Buy her new whips, I charge her for every visit
This ain't quidditch but I sweep her up and score
Yea I'm winning when I capture her
Var on the track and I'm lapping ya
[Breakdown]
This is, not your garden variety
We smoking that fire
Man let me hit my supplier
He got a goddamn variety
He got a goddamn var- uh huh

This is, not your garden variety
We smoking that fire
Man let me hit my supplier
He got a goddamn variety