[Intro]
As the Metal-Faced villain got older, he realised his dependence on alcohol was his biggest weakness
By good fortune he came across a gentleman who claimed to have the key to unlocking the lost heart of sobriety
Taking him up on his offer, the villain joined him, but the concoction he created formed the two into one of the most dangerous villains that ever walked the earth

[Verse: MF DOOM]
Villain for hire
Price is right I might peel
White or maybe striped eel
Cash money, high bills
Wonder how my mom feel
To see her son inside steel
Don’t worry dummy one mistake I got bail, cop killed
Maybe we are not real
Villain or a God shell
One night inside jail, and learn about mob skills
And teach every criminal, never be the joke at another man’s burial and leave him there critical

[Outro]
Leaving behind a trail of destruction for years, we think we have finally found some solid evidence to lead us to understand the motives of such a dastardly villain
Some of it is understandable, but some of it is just outright crazy
Brace yourself; it's name is SOBERDOOM