Neil Sedaka
Stupid Cupid
[Intro]
My fine feathered friend with your cute little pranks
I would like to express my thanks
I trusted you implicitly
But what a double-crosser
You turned out to be

[Verse 1]
Stupid Cupid you're a real mean guy (Stupid cupid)
I'd like to clip your wings so you can't fly (Stupid cupid)
I'm in love and it's a crying shame (Stupid cupid)
And I know that you're the one to blame (Stupid cupid)
Hey, hey, set me free
Stupid Cupid, stop picking on me

[Verse 2]
I can't do my homework and I can't think straight (Stupid cupid)
I meet her every morning bout half past eight (Stupid cupid)
Well, I'm acting like a lovesick fool (Stupid cupid)
You've even got me carrying her books to school (Stupid cupid)
Hey, hey, set me free
Stupid Cupid stop picking on me

[Bridge]
You messed me up for good right from the very start (Ahh)
Hey, now, go play Robin Hood (Ahh)
With somebody else's heart
[Verse 3]
You got me jumping like a crazy clown (Stupid cupid)
And I don't feature what you're putting down (Stupid cupid)
Well, since I kissed her loving lips of wine (Stupid cupid)
The thing that bothers me is that I like it fine (Stupid cupid)
Hey, hey, set me free
Stupid Cupid stop picking on me

[Saxaphone solo]

Yeah!

Oh!

Whoa!

[Verse 4]
You got me jumping like a crazy clown (Stupid cupid)
And I don't feature what you're putting down (Stupid cupid)
Hey, since I kissed her loving lips of wine (Stupid cupid)
The thing that bothers me is that I like it fine (Stupid cupid)
Hey, hey, set me free
A-stupid Cupid stop picking on me

Hey, hey, set me free
Well, stupid Cupid stop picking on me
[Outro]
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