[Verse 1]
Oh, Japanese Jesus
Oh, Japanese Jesus come up
An indefinite Jesus
An indefinite Jesus will come up
Reading Japanese comics
And fucking Japanese omanko
A Japanese Jesus
A Japanese Jesus, come up

[Chorus]
I'm gearing up
I'm gearing up for a Japanese Christmas
I'm gearing up
I'm gearing up for a Japanese Christmas

[Verse 2]
Oh, Japanese Jesus
Oh, Japanese Jesus come up
Hey, Japanese Jesus
Oh, Japanese Jesus come up
Reading Japanese comics
And fucking Japanese omanko, oh
Oh, Japanese Jesus
Oh, Japanese Jesus come on
[Chorus]
I'm gearing up
I'm gearing up for a Japanese Christmas
I'm gearing up
I'm gearing up for a Japanese Christmas
I'm gearing up
I'm gearing up for a Japanese Christmas
I'm gearing up
I'm gearing up for a Japanese Christmas